If Trump wins and he builds a wall across the US/Mexican border - it won't affect me. If Hillary wins and it turns out there are even MORE emails that she didn't safeguard appropriately - it won't affect me. If Trump wins and throws Hillary into jail - it won't affect me. If Hillary wins and raises taxes on wealthy Americans - it won't affect me. If Trump wins and he repeals the Clean Air Act - it won't... wait a second... If Hillary wins and there is a Second Revolutionary War - it won't... uh... I'm really close to that northern border.
It's the end of the world as we know it!!
Deep cleansing breaths, deep cleansing breaths...
Hey everyone look! Baby ostrich racing cars.
And these are ANIMALS jumping on TRAMPOLINES!
Kittens and puppies with babies!
Dogs meeting kittens for the first time.
It's a baby who laughs when you tear paper!
And then if you really start freaking out and you need to take control back - channel your inner Jesse Jane McParland.