"You sound like you're doing "Cool" - the vomit version," says Rissa. *
I'm brushing my teeth. Every morning, when I get to the brushing my tongue part, I can't seem to get past my gag reflex.
"Pwaaaaa!" I spit. "We'd need some added percussion for it though. It'd be like snap, snap, snap, snap... 'Haaaaaack!' snap, snap, snap, snap... 'Hunnnng-ah!' and then the dude would be all, "Easy, Action" and rubbing the guy's back while offering him a bowl to puke into."
"Or it could be someone choking, virtually the same noises, but with a person Heimliching the dude..." Rissa chimes in.
Then, of course we need to reenact the entire song with barf/choking accompaniment, you know, 'cause that's what we do.
Once I make it big on The Great White Way, I'm totally going to do that for Forbidden Broadway - we'll have a revival show. There will also be a chicken chorus singing Poulet-Vous.
* One of the most memorable songs/dances from any musical.