I open up the freezer, seeking concentrated orange juice. I've got a brutal cold and my body is craving the vitamin C. I am Stanley, looking for my Livingstone. This is one of those real adventures into the freezer. I lift things up. Sole filets from 2010, Freezies from when we moved to this house, freezer-burned mixed veggies... No orange juice. So I'm phlegmy AND there's no orange juice.
But there are a couple of frozen pina colada mixes... 7:03 a.m. Too early for pina coladas? I look at the caloric value - if I don't eat any actual food for the next 12 hours, I should be okay. Plus the rum might just take the edge off my cold.
You ever have one of those mornings??