Afterwards we took Rissa out to dinner. You celebrate milestones when you can, right? Recent victims of a toddler induced virus, and having just spent several hours in a house with three children under the age of three, David and I weren't taking any chances. We pulled out the hand sanitizer, slathered our entire bodies in blue sparkly "Dancing Waters" and then rinsed our mouths out with a couple of good long sparkly swigs just for good measure.
I offered Rissa the sanitizer, but she declined. "I was french kissed twice by a two year old - I don't think the hand sanitizer is going to help me. I should just lick the table now."
|Seconds after the 'incident.'|