"Really? How was it?" asks David.
"Well it held promise - it was cherry something berry something and it smelled delicious, but then it was all BLAH..."
Reading a book, I'm fairly distracticated and don't hear David's response.
"See she didn't even hear that."
"What did I not hear? " I ask.
"We were talking about how I tried tea..."
"I heard the tea part."
"And how the tea tasted like butt..."
"You didn't say that the tea tasted like butt - I know that for sure."
"No, but I did say it was very bland and disappointing - given what it smelled like. And then Daddy said... "
David is grinning ridiculously. "It was TEA-SING you."
"Oh Jesus," I say, groaning.
"TEA-SUS," says David.
I groan again. "If you had a happy pun dance what would it look like?"
He barely pauses before doing a mashup of the Locomotion combined with the gopher dance from Caddyshack.